whatspassedispast921:

zaidenblaiden:

cellocutie:

umavelhaalma:

Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen

Why pineapple?

oh

oh hun

THE COMMENT HAHAHAHAH